Santa’s Big Package

Santa has needs, folks. He’s just like all of us. When he gets horny and he’s in the mood for a little fun, he does it the right away. There’s no shame in admiring Santa’s forward approach to getting a piece. Santa is an American icon, so regardless of whether he’s just being boring old Santa or he’s in the mood for a lil’ something else, why not feature it on your Christmas tree this holiday season when you already so tired of the same ornaments you hang year-after-year.